Michigan Minivan of Justice

OK, so I admit to be envious enough of the Texas Towncar of Justice that I want my own local version. For more info on the TToJ, click here and here

Just remember, St. C, QG, Mindy, Rach et. al. that imitation is the highest form of flattery ...

We certainly need it here in the land of God's Left Hand. We can broaden it's mission by making it the Midwestern Minivan of Justice if y'all like. As long as we have our passports, we can certainly cross over into Canada.

Question is ... what kind of minivan? Would it look like http://www.carguidemagazine.com/archive/classics/images/Chrysler-Minivan">this or this'>http://protosheigh.typepad.com/protosheigh/images/minivan_wheels">this?

Perhaps this?

What about a theme song? Suggestions?

Meanwhile, Rainbow Pastor and Lutheran Chik have indicated interest in coming aboard. Anyone else?