Totally Irreverent and Off-Kilter [if not color!]

So DH and I were chatting ... and the following question was raised.

If the folks from "Head On--Apply Directly to the Forehead" made an anti-hemorroidal product ... what would they call it?

And would the FCC allow them to advertise it on air?

I eagerly await your comments.

If you'd prefer not to read this sort of thing on my blog, pray that DH and I --especially DH-- get more sleep